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Wait till you see my party trick...

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I've just seen the sales figures for the last quarter Nigel, and quite frankly they're not to be sneezed at!

Now don't get me wrong, Inter-specie relationships usually don't work, but my wife, well she's such a fox...

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Brian began to doubt his decision to volunteer for the pharmaceutical trials.

Gav, Gav...Pull my finger...

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I'm telling you, I get asked am I Ronnie Barker all the time?

This is sooo embarasing.... I just can't get it to flush away.

They're not.. your footprints in my butter?

Aren't you a little small for an elephant? Maybe, but I could still make you squeal like a suckling pig.

Do you come here often? Believe me, you'd know if I did.

3 years ago, Sheryl was 2 tonnes and dangerously unhealthy...now she's in I.T recruitment and looking fabulous!

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Terry declined Nigel's offer to join his new trunk rock group.

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No no Nigel, an elephant jockey means a guy who likes fat chicks.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 27 2009, 2:57 PM GMT

"And how is the new medication working out Mr Phillips? Any side effects?"

Quote: Nick Rivers @ January 27 2009, 3:30 PM GMT

Brian began to doubt his decision to volunteer for the pharmaceutical trials.

*&^@£$!

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"Lost out to a lady panther in basque and heels!"

Yeah so drinks start around 7. You won't miss it...I'm in the little house on the prairie....

So I asked for an elephant polo shirt and this is what I got.

"Does my constant trumping bother you?"

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