Wait till you see my party trick...
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I've just seen the sales figures for the last quarter Nigel, and quite frankly they're not to be sneezed at!
Now don't get me wrong, Inter-specie relationships usually don't work, but my wife, well she's such a fox...
Brian began to doubt his decision to volunteer for the pharmaceutical trials.
Gav, Gav...Pull my finger...
I'm telling you, I get asked am I Ronnie Barker all the time?
This is sooo embarasing.... I just can't get it to flush away.
They're not.. your footprints in my butter?
Aren't you a little small for an elephant? Maybe, but I could still make you squeal like a suckling pig.
Do you come here often? Believe me, you'd know if I did.
3 years ago, Sheryl was 2 tonnes and dangerously unhealthy...now she's in I.T recruitment and looking fabulous!
Terry declined Nigel's offer to join his new trunk rock group.
No no Nigel, an elephant jockey means a guy who likes fat chicks.
Quote: Nil Putters @ January 27 2009, 2:57 PM GMT"And how is the new medication working out Mr Phillips? Any side effects?"
Quote: Nick Rivers @ January 27 2009, 3:30 PM GMTBrian began to doubt his decision to volunteer for the pharmaceutical trials.
*&^@£$!
"Lost out to a lady panther in basque and heels!"
Yeah so drinks start around 7. You won't miss it...I'm in the little house on the prairie....
So I asked for an elephant polo shirt and this is what I got.
"Does my constant trumping bother you?"