"It was the tie that put her off."
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Michelle had warned her new boyfriend that her father talked mumbo jumbo, but he hadn't quite expected this.
You got any doughnuts?
So funny thing is, I'm an I.T Technician right, but get this...I'm scared of the mouse!
Hey, nice colours Nigel, we could pass as twins.
Being a trained first aider Dave's first thought was hypothermia.
"Sorry I'm late, eyebrow wax. I see you've shaved yours off again!"
John hoped his girlfriend would take after her mother in later years.
The Wham reunion tour was too much for George Micheal.
So she said to me there's a white elelephant in the room so I said to her that's racist!!
"She just held on and kept twisting my trunk until I turned blue!"
"Alright, I'm a blue, dwarf, short-sighted elephant, but I think I've got the X factor."
I'd like to introduce the mascot for the 2012 games - "Eric"....as you can see he is a man in a striped jumper.