I'm not kidding! 500 quid a tusk on ebay.
Ooo, don't tell me, I never forget a face.
You want to marry MY daughter?
Gotcha, paper covers stone.
Trust me. Once you've had trunk, there's no going back.
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 19 Page 2
Barry immediately regreated demanding to know who had eaten the last bun.
Hi I'm Jason and I'll be your driving examiner today...
Quote: Nick Rivers @ January 27 2009, 2:40 PM GMTBrian hadn't quite got the hang of dress down Friday!
Nod to Jude,
"Bet my bum doesn't look big in this!"
Nod to Nick.
Ditch the sweater Nigel, we don't want to turn heads at the party tonight.
The dating website had promised someone with a good nose for drinking who was a great listener.
"Welcome to Merrick Opticians."
A Fortune Teller had told Kam he would find his 'inner Indian' but this wasn't what he had expected...
Don't tell me..you're shocked at the yellow glasses aren't you.
"I'll introduce you to the neighbours, the Hungry Hippos."
Tonight Matthew, I'm going to be 'Nellie Furtado'....
"Mr Kelly, I'm working undercover for the Benefits Office..."
After the retirement of Batman and Robin, Gotham City revealed their new crime fighting duo.
Steve's mum had spiked his dinner again.
