It may be a mixed blessing but I'm not keen on saying gacer before every meal.
Joke Formulas - Number One - Twisted Cliches
You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it scuba dive.
A bird in the hand is probably going f**king mental, so let it go.
Dan
The grass is always greener when you use a good quality lawn fertilizer.
The grass is always greener 'round at George MIchael's house.
The early bird catches the worm, so you're better off waiting for McDonald's to open.
Its better to have loved and lost than to stay married to the bitch
Absinthe makes the heart beat faster.
A stitch in time saves nothing in German.
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a happy ending.
You can lead a horse to water, but you'll need a winch if you're going to waterboard it.
If you can't stand the heat, try Ok or Now magazines.
Don't look a gift horse in the arse.
A stranger is just a friend you haven't borrowed money off yet.
If in doubt do the right thing.
If wishes were horses, the French would get fat.
All that is needed for the forces of evil to triumph is for enough good men to vote conservative.
Actually this is a silly one Griff because no one can better the master.
He won't get fooled again!
Blood is thicker than water, but mayonnaise is thicker than blood.
He that pays the Piper can get her to show her arse on the telly.
Don't teach your grandma to suck cocks.