British Comedy Guide

Bushbama Page 16

That's clearly a lesbian.

That is the most nightmarish face I have ever seen.
Like a retarded moon hit with a shovel with sea weed on top.

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2009, 7:49 PM GMT

That's clearly a lesbian.

Gordon Brown? He may look like a radge vag, but I don't think he scissors them.

I saw a lesbian in the shop today, buying some batteries.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 28 2009, 1:50 PM GMT

I'm going to strap knives to a leopard and have it run at you

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 1:58 PM GMT

Except one guy shot a pig but it was both wild, wild and very tasty after we bbq his bacon flavoured ass.

I laugh.

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2009, 2:00 PM GMT

Absolutely incorrect. I have fired thousands of rounds and never once felt the desire to kill anything. I shoot at paper targets. Some people shoot skeet. I'm sure only a fraction of a percent of people who ever fire guns will kill a person. The odds of a gun being used to kill someone are absolutely minuscule, because most people aren't murderous thugs and have no desire to kill anyone.

You've stated that bullets aren't for killing, and then talked about personal intentions.

What were bullets and guns first invented for, if not to kill (or at least injure)?

I am not asking what most people use them for. Nor am I asking whether a person will use it for ANY purpose if he does own one. Simple question. What were they invented for?

Young Obama

Image
Young McCain
Image
Young Bush
Image
Young Blair
Image

Britain is just not in the business of electing handsome leaders are they?

What did Thatcher look like as a teenager?
I don't think I've ever seen.

Image

Look at his half-cut eyes, that smile - He is isn't he? The dirty bugger! He's wanking off.

Image

She looks like some one on BSG.....

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 8:01 PM GMT

I am not asking what most people use them for. Nor am I asking whether a person will use it for ANY purpose if he does own one. Simple question. What were they invented for?

It's probably safe to assume that the first guns were invented several hundred years ago as a means to shoot people and animals. But that has no bearing on what they are used for today, does it? Your steak knife was also originally invented to slaughter people and animals. Darts were originally weapons of war, as were boomerangs, microwave ovens and even this very Internet and the computers we are using to have this discussion.

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 2:42 PM GMT

I do, a mature society can accept citizens equipped to manage their own defence.
Is that such an odd idea?

Surely a mature society wouldn't have people needing to defend themselves in the first place?

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 2:54 PM GMT

Well that makes Switzerland, Canada, Sweden, Finland, Australia, Poland and Germany odd.

... And?

Ok let's accept guns were created to kill and kill alone.
Is that inherently bad what about deterent?
Like nuclear weapons.
Franco-Prussian war, WW1, WW2 WW3? Never happened.
In 1945 Stalin was getting ready for the next round but nuclear threat stopped him.
Now if the police had nuclear weapons, I reckon that's cut down on all crime across the board.

Quote: Aaron @ January 28 2009, 9:14 PM GMT

Surely a mature society wouldn't have people needing to defend themselves in the first place?

... And?

A completely enlightened socialist state with no concept of property or social restriction probably wouldn't need self defence. You're not a socialist are you?

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2009, 8:11 PM GMT

What did Thatcher look like as a teenager?
I don't think I've ever seen.

Image
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 28 2009, 3:03 PM GMT

I hope we never meet in a dark alley Sooty, I fear for my safety!

If only because alleys tend to be quite thin, and sooty's quite ... Well, I've said too much.

*hides*

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 28 2009, 3:12 PM GMT

He looks pudgy plasticy.

Well I wasn't going to say, but you don't half look like a young Maggy Thatcher.

Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 28 2009, 3:36 PM GMT

Funny line, but in fact 'I'm so unfunny I seem to be on the precipice of a succesful career in comedy' is sort of more along the right lines. :)

But then, so's Seefacts.

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2009, 3:51 PM GMT
Image

Obama really is an ugly egg-headed c**t, ain't he?

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2009, 7:49 PM GMT

That's clearly a lesbian.

:D

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 7:51 PM GMT

That is the most nightmarish face I have ever seen.
Like a retarded moon hit with a shovel with sea weed on top.

Ha!

Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 7:51 PM GMT

Gordon Brown? He may look like a radge vag, but I don't think he scissors them.

>_<

Share this page