Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 28 2009, 3:10 PM GMTIs being an arse a fetish of yours? ZING!
Were you offering lessons?
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Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:16 PM GMTWere you offering lessons?
What could the student possibly teach the master? DOUBLE ZING IN YOUR FACE!
I was hoping you'd be able to say as by implication you were offering lessons in being an arse. An area in which I have no experience, but you seem to effortlessly excel.
Does typing zing in capitals aid the process?
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:16 PM GMTWere you offering lessons?
Oh no you di'ant!
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 28 2009, 3:17 PM GMTWhat could the student possibly teach the master? DOUBLE ZING IN YOUR FACE!
You go, girl!
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:19 PM GMTI was hoping you'd be able to say as by implication you were offering lessons in being an arse. An area in which I have no experience, but you seem to effortlessly excel.
Does typing zing in capitals aid the process?
*pumps fist and hoots obnoxiously*
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:19 PM GMTI was hoping you'd be able to say as by implication you were offering lessons in being an arse. An area in which I have no experience, but you seem to effortlessly excel.
Does typing zing in capitals aid the process?
Ah. Thought we were playing, but you're REALLY being an arse. My mistake.
Gosh could you help me get a joint honours in tetchiness?
And do you feel safe carrying that cutting wit around on public transport?
I can see everyone is hard at work on their day jobs here - and getting a lot of work done.
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:24 PM GMTGosh could you help me get a joint honours in tetchiness?
And do you feel safe carrying that cutting wit around on public transport?
Do you know what I like best about you Sooty? F**k all. 
Sorry, like that line, had to type it. I believe it was you being tetchy also. You can't accuse someone of being tetchy if you yourself are displaying self same tetchy tendencies. If you see what I mean. Now begone, I banish thee to Hell, otherwise known as Critque, your natural habitat.
Crikey one of the advantages of the net is gives one a chance to take a breath before saying something silly.
Unless perchance your's is wired directly into your brain?
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:27 PM GMTCrikey one of the advantages of the net is gives one a chance to take a breath before saying something silly.
Unless perchance your's is wired directly into your brain?
What did I say that was silly? You're making it very difficult to be lighthearted here Sooty.
Were you attempting to be light hearted?
About as lighthearted as a Stalinist satire on the US performed in North Korea by condemned political prisoners before their public executions.
I think I might stick that in the exageration thread.
Steady on, fellows! You have differing views on gun laws is all. Let's all take a nice deep breath and go write some comedy.
In with anger, out with love. Or bullets - I'm not taking sides.
Quote: sootyj @ January 28 2009, 3:30 PM GMTWere you attempting to be light hearted?
I think I clearly was, but you missed it. Ah well.
Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2009, 3:31 PM GMTIn with anger, out with love.
Don't be quoting the date rape charter at me Bussell!
Quote: David Bussell @ January 28 2009, 3:31 PM GMTSteady on, fellows! You have differing views on gun laws is all. Let's all take a nice deep breath and go write some comedy.
In with anger, out with love. Or bullets - I'm not taking sides.
Differing views on not being an arse! Am I right! Whooh-yeah!! 