British Comedy Guide

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John was pickled but hoped to be tickled.

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He didn't think their prank was that funny, till he realised he was in one of the 'can't drink till you're 21' states

Amy Winehouse's friends in rehab were celebrating the number of times she had come to stay with them...

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The young Swiss bloke had waited all his life for his first drink, and now those Large Hadron Collider idiots had ruined it for everybody

Gav tried to hide his 'muffin tops' with whiskey bottles...

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Liam was a bit annoyed that nobody noticed he was drinking Irish Whiskey!!!

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On your birthday may all your drams come true!

The prospect of another birthday drinking alone was really bringing Gav down...

The weight of Gav's drinking problem was beginning to bring him down...

Young, Dumb, and Full of Dram.

Here's hoping you get whiskied off your feet on your Birthday!

Now Sean was 18, he no longer had to be a whiskey carrier in the Irish Army...

Paddy celebrated as his temporary position of mobile golf hole had come to an end.

When Bob joined the Sally Army they decided againist issuing him with the standard tambourine.

Mr Today and his party of eighteen decided againist taking the taxi home from the airport.

Terry was very proud of the number of lives he'd saved since he'd ditched the car & started walking to work.

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He thought he got the joke but the El Paso Enchilada Mix was causing a certain amount of confusion

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Tim was convinced the 'hide it in plain sight' approach would get him through the Channel Tunnel customs no problem

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It was the second day at airport arrivals when John began to suspect he'd mispelt Kate Dean-Today.

His eyes bulged, his nose bulged, his bladder bulged, his pockets were even bulging, yet Derek's manhood still wasn't bulging...

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