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Ever get that depressed feeling...

...where you are so bored, you want to go out, but you don't no anybody who is going out and don't want to sit in a pub on your own. I've been like this for about a month now, sod all to do, nobodies interested in coming out and socialising, so is likely to be yet another night in the house watching crappy telly and feeling loads of energy inside you, but there is nowhere to let it out. I'm feeling so bored it is unreal. It's like my house has turned into a prison.

Why not go out and have a pint?

Go for a walk.

Or a Jog.

Or a hop.

Or read a book.

Quote: Badge @ January 24 2009, 6:30 PM GMT

Or a hop.

Or read a book.

Or Hop and listen to a Ebook.

Have a wank.

I will do Aaron, PM me that picture of you naked.

Maybe you could go to the cinema. That won't get rid of much energy though, so you might want to have a wank whilst you're there. :)

Go and find someone to "do".

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

Go and find someone to "do".

Are you to do?

Quote: Ben @ January 24 2009, 6:42 PM GMT

Maybe you could go to the cinema. That won't get rid of much energy though, so you might want to have a wank whilst you're there. :)

Went the other day with this girl, she tapped me on the shoulder half way through the film and said 'The man next to me's wanking' I said, it doesn't matter, we'll move to the row in front and she replied 'We can't, he's using my hand'
Not really, just a joke.

Quote: Jack Massey @ January 24 2009, 6:36 PM GMT

I will do Aaron, PM me that picture of you naked.

You should have saved the picture last time! zooo wouldn't appreciate me sending it again. ;)

Quote: Ben @ January 24 2009, 6:43 PM GMT

Are you to do?

Sure, why not.

Why not join a writing group and inflict vile comedy upon them?
Surprisingly fun.

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