To the tune of I'M FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES:
I'm forever blowing money
Now I've got none left to spare
Debt's gone sky high, we're all scraping by
Now I'll have to be the fall guy
Fortune's always hiding
I've looked everywhere
I'm forever blowing money
Like a Dubaian Billionaire
I was dreaming dreams, building share schemes
Retail sales were sky high
Then bust followed boom, now it is all gloom
Been-in-recession since July
And as the "daylight" is dawning
Shares crash again in the mor-ning!
I'm forever blowing money
Now I've got none left to spare
Despite this I've still, given thirty mill
To Gaza for its "repair"
I'm forever spending money
Even though there is none there
You say I'm a creep, that gas isn't cheap
But there is hope I say
If you vote for me, I promise thee
I won't give more away
Happiness, you seem so near me,
Darling, come forth and cheer me!
Send to NR or TS.