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Weirdest Dreams Page 19

Quote: EllieJP @ October 23 2009, 12:29 PM BST

Before - he couldn't have been that bothered.

I'd say.

I've been writing mine down for a few months now. It's cool cos you forget all about them and then when you read them weeks later it all comes back just as vividly.

Last night I dreamt that me and an old mate from school went round to Lee Henmans flat to take him some beer. He was lying on a couch watching telly. We gave him the beer and he just sat there drinking it and ignoring us, then eventually turned round and told us to f**k off.

Quote: Moonstone @ October 23 2009, 1:37 PM BST

I've been writing mine down for a few months now. It's cool cos you forget all about them and then when you read them weeks later it all comes back just as vividly.

Last night I dreamt that me and an old mate from school went round to Lee Henmans flat to take him some beer. He was lying on a couch watching telly. We gave him the beer and he just sat there drinking it and ignoring us, then eventually turned round and told us to f**k off.

You dreamt about my car again?

Are you sure that was a dream?

Do you see any patterns in all the dreams you've recorded?

My girlfriend practically leapt out of bed from a nightmare the other day. I asked her what had happened and she said she was gutted as she was just about to get to the good bit. Apparently she was walking across a pile of corpses and one of them grabbed her by the ankle. And the good bit? She was about to meet Jim from the Office. So she would literally walk over the dead for this guy!

Quote: David Bussell @ October 23 2009, 1:41 PM BST

My girlfriend practically leapt out of bed from a nightmare the other day. I asked her what had happened and she said she was gutted

David that's what happens when you butcher cattle in your sleep, for the love of Pete at least don't take the flensing knife to bed.

Quote: Gavin @ October 23 2009, 1:37 PM BST

You dreamt about my car again?

Haha! Come to think that's really weird. The only two dreams I've had involving BCGers - you shrugged your shoulders and f**ked off when I said who I was, and Lee told me to f**k off. lol. Stop, Freuuuuud!

Quote: Moonstone @ October 23 2009, 1:44 PM BST

Haha! Come to think that's really weird. The only two dreams I've had involving BCGers - you shrugged your shoulders and f**ked off when I said who I was, and Lee told me to f**k off. lol. Stop, Freuuuuud!

To be fair I do that with everyone. So fairly accurate portrayal there :P

Dream about me! I'll be nice!

(Don't listen to Leevil's me, she's weird.)

Quote: Leevil @ October 23 2009, 1:38 PM BST

Do you see any patterns in all the dreams you've recorded?

Yes, there are a few patterns actually. I find if I really think hard I can discover where most things came from though, things that seem totally random in the dream. There're lots of things that came from really insignificant passing moments days or even weeks ago, that I was even lucky to remember happening. I'm beginning to realise that nothing in a dream is random, they're just tons of information mixed together to create the surreal effect they have.

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 1:47 PM BST

Dream about me! I'll be nice!

(Don't listen to Leevil's me, she's weird.)

Laughing out loud

If I dreamt about you... Whistling nnocently

Oooooh!
*fans self*

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 1:51 PM BST

Oooooh!
*fans self*

:D Don't touch your keyboard just now, you may get an electric shock Cool

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 1:51 PM BST

Oooooh!
*fans self*

I don't dream about you, zooo. :(

I compensate for this loss by naming all the anonymous nudey ladies of the internet "zooo". :)

Quote: zooo @ October 23 2009, 1:47 PM BST

(Don't listen to Leevil's me, she's weird.)

:D

Quote: Tim Walker @ October 23 2009, 1:54 PM BST

I don't dream about you, zooo. :(

I compensate for this loss by naming all the anonymous nudey ladies of the internet "zooo". :)

Well, at least that's something. ;)

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