British Comedy Guide

Clandestine Meeting

Jacqui Smith and Harriet Harman are having a clandestine meeting at the Granita restaurant.

HH :Listen Jacqui, the time has come to strike.

JS : I'm not sure about that Harriet, look what happened to the miners.

HH: No. The time is here to strike at the oppressive male leadership of the labour party.

JS : Too right. Labour? What do men know about the realities of labour?

HH : Only women bleed!

JS: Not strictly true. Alistair's nose spurted a fair amount of claret when Gordon twatted him last week.

HH : Look at the cock up's we've had dealing with this credit crunch.

JS: Yeah that f**king David Milliband is always trying to his cock up me!

HH : We'll launch a leadership bid, carve up the power between us, and then go on to fight and win the next general election.

JS : The election? How the hell will we win the next election. Let's face it we don't have a f**king clue.

HH: Don't worry I've recruited an expert.

JS: An expert?

HH: Someone who has plotted a victory before.

JS: I'm listening.

HH: Someone who has experience of winning despite being unpopular with the vast majority of the population.

JS: Go on.

HH: Best of all she's a woman.

JS : My God. Margret Thatcher. You've managed to get Maggie to change sides.

HH: Don't be so stupid, Jacqui – she's far too ill to fight an election for us.

JS : Who is it then?

HH : Ulrika Jonsson

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Liked this.

I can't help feeling the word 'patriarchal' should crop up somewhere.

Quote: Ponderer @ January 24 2009, 12:53 PM GMT

:D

Liked this.

I can't help feeling the word 'patriarchal' should crop up somewhere.

There you go using big words again! I can't spend all day looking them up you know! :)

Feminists like long ones.

At least that's what Jim Davidson told me.

Forkin' excellent. :)

:) Cheers guys

Top notch very News Revue, I'd have Ulrika come one with a twist punchline.

Damn it Bigfella at this rate NewsRevue will either not notice I haven't written for them. Or will assume I changed my name and learnt to spell.

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