British Comedy Guide

Rainbow Gaza.

ZIPPY IS BEHIND THE RAINBOW DESK WITH GEORGE AND JEFFREY.

JEFFREY

Hello kids and welcome to Rainbow.

EXPLOSION

This week we're in Gaza!

ZIPPY MUMBLES THROUGH HIS ZIP.

GEORGE

Er Zippy, er Zippy what're you trying to say?

JEFFREY

He can't say he's covered by Israeli military reporting restrictions.

ROD AND JANE COME IN DRAGGING FREDDY'S CORPSE.

GEORGE

Oooh look it's Rod, Jane and Freddy.

ROD

Rod, Jane and Deady since Freddy got hit by a sniper.

JANE

And Bungle got hit by white phospherous, all that hair poor Bungle.

JEFFREY

Hey do you know a song about white phospherous?

FRED AND JANE

Blow blow blow them up
Rockets fall like rain.
Khorans down pistols out.
Blow the fags away.

THEY SHOOT GEORGE.

JEFREY

You shot George! That's not very nice and your song didn't even mention white phosphorous.

JANE

We're in Hamas and he way gay.

ROD

So shut it or we'll crucify you, crucifiction that's one idea wer're borrowing from the Christians see we're not racist.

ZIPPY MUMBLES.

JEFFREY

Oh dear Zippy's been zipped, Rod and Jane are in Hamas and George was gunned done for being a poof there's not much of a show left for you kids.

TSIPI LIVNI WALKS ON.

TSIPI

Don't worry Jeffrey I'm your new Zippy, Zippy Livni Israeli foregin minister.
I'm as right wing as Palin was and twice as milfalicious.

JEFFREY

Oh but are you as funny as our old Zippy was?

TSIPI

We in the Israeli government are genuinely commited to peace in the Gaza region.

BEAT

EVERY ONE LAUGHS.

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