sootyj
Saturday 28th July 2012 6:36pm
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Quote: sootyj @ January 24 2009, 4:05 AM GMT
IN THE TOILETS AT THE CHURCH CORPORAL PIKE IS SITTING ON A TOILET WITH A RIFLE LANCE CORPORAL JONES IS TALKING TO HIM.
JONES
I say Pike what are you doing at this time? Shouldn't you be home.
PIKE
I am in a world of spam fritters.
JONES
I say no need for that sort of language young man, it reminds me of when Lord Kitchener and I
PIKE CHAMBERS HIS RIFLE
JONES
I say Pike are those live bullets?
PIKE
303 Lee Enfield full metal jackets.
PIKE SHOOTS JONES WHO DIES
CAPTAIN MANNERING STORM IN
MANNERING
Pike what are you doing with that rifle? Jones what are you doing on the floor? Why aren't you giving Pike a thick ear?
PIKE STARES MADLY AT MANNERING AND AIMS HIS RIFLE.
MANNERING
What is your major malfunction you stupid boy?
PIKE SHOOTS MANNERING AND THEM HIMSELF.