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Hey shoppers disapointed by supposed credit crunch sales?
Ripped off by Woolworths we're closing down but we're still only giving 10% off?
Then boy have we got deal for you at crazy White house firesales!
Our client has just got 90 days to get rid of litteraly dozens of Blacksite prisons.
In picturesque Diego Garcia, Guantanomo Bay and one very special one in Windsor!
But that's not all!
Headmasters looking for a hard wearing uniform that can help solve that annoying discipline problem?
We've got warehouses full of orange jump suits with matching hoods and shackles.
Kids want a new puppy but you just don't want to house train it?
Then adopt one of our cute none enemy combatants! They're a little jumpy but they just want to be loved. Give them a fair trial because we won't.
Our client President Barrack Obama has got litteraly 90 days to get rid of all this merchandise.
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
Before he changes his mind and starts torturing people again like the last one.
