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Renegade your ignorance stuns me.

It's how a 3 foot tall toddler can tell if mums got daddy in bed or Uncle Tel, cousin Dereck or Grandad.

Like putting a label on a tin of beans.

Quote: sootyj @ June 6 2012, 5:31 PM BST

Renegade your ignorance stuns me.

Really? :P

and your beauty

Quote: sootyj @ June 6 2012, 5:36 PM BST

and your beauty

:$

Oh golly shucks.

RC, I know this won't bother you in the slightest but you don't know me so how can you suggest I'm a whore?
Also, you're quite ignorant if you think the needles are rusty. Actually, add narrow-minded and a c**t too, I've changed my mind.

Here you go folks, here's my flounce.

Oi oi Booo.

Wind your neck in. RC isn't a c**t.

He's the c**t. Jeremy Clarkson, Thatcher, Stalin all c**ts.

But RC he's the c**t.

Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 5:44 PM BST

RC, I know this won't bother you in the slightest but you don't know me so how can you suggest I'm a whore?
Also, you're quite ignorant if you think the needles are rusty. Actually, add narrow-minded and a c**t too, I've changed my mind.

Here you go folks, here's my flounce.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 5:28 PM BST

You seem to be getting very personal on this one Lee

Banter.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 4:58 PM BST

Dammit, I'm really trying to stay off this thread, as I'm likely to cause more offence then usual.

To be fair, I did put forward a disclaimer.

And the council did make you wear that medallion

the "beware of the c**t" one.

Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 5:44 PM BST

Actually, add narrow-minded and a c**t too, I've changed my mind.

Booo, I don't know you, I don't know what kind of tattoos you have or where, I was making a general, not a personal observation. If this has caused you personal offence, then I apologise.

It could have been worse though, I could have called you a narrow minded c**t on the BCG.

Whistling nnocently

Renegade it's a good thing your pretty.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 5:58 PM BST

To be fair, I did put forward a disclaimer.

To be fairer you admitted privately you weren't like this in reality.
I want to change my mind about you, help me.

Aaw privately... how sweet is he?

Quote: Booo @ June 6 2012, 6:02 PM BST

I want to change my mind about you, help me.

Nope. ;)

You'll have to figure it out all by yourself - or come to a BCG Drinks.

Quote: rwayne @ June 6 2012, 6:03 PM BST

Aaw privately... how sweet is he?

Meet me behind the bike sheds rwayne and I'll show you just how sweet.

Quote: rwayne @ June 6 2012, 6:03 PM BST

Aaw privately... how sweet is he?

It was me who took the first step, after the "bloody foreigns" incident.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ June 6 2012, 6:06 PM BST

Nope. ;)

You'll have to figure it out all by yourself - or come to a BCG Drinks.

So you can ogle/stare/judge some more?

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