Barrack Obama enters the oval office as President of the United States for the first time.
BO : WHATSUP!
BO WALKS AROUND THE OVAL OFFICE AND SITS BEHIND DESK.
BO : How cool is this man?
BO PUTS FEET UP ON DESK
BO : What's this?
BO PICKS UP LETTER
BO : To Number 44. That's me!
BO OPENS LETTER
BO : It's from Georgie! Dear Barrack, You are now the 44th President , Congratulations. I thought I would leave you a few little things that have helped make my life easier during my time here, I hope you don't mind. Decision making is always tricky. In the top left draw you will find a little something that I used.
BO PUTS LETTER DOWN AND OPEND DRAW HE PULLS OUT A WORLD MAP FULL OF SMALL HOLES WHICH HE HOLDS UP. HE THEN GETS OUT A DART.
BO : Yes. Well that explains a lot.
BO PICKS UP LETTER AGAIN AND READS OUT LOUD
BO : Remember that a President should be widely read. In the top right drawer there is a book that I found invaluable at times – I must have read this at least 50 times, it's so, inspirational.
BO PUTS DOWN LETTER AND OPENS DRAWS HE PULLS OUT A BOOK
BO : Thomas Saves The Day! Handy.
BO CHUCKS IT IN THE BIN. PICKS UP LETTER AGAIN.
BO ; You need inspirational figures to look up to. In the middle draw You'll find my favourite.
BO OPENS DRAW PULLS OUT TOPLESS PICTURE OF JORDAN.
BO : Seems like a friendly girl. We might just keep that one!
BO PUTS PICTURE BACK IN DRAW
BO :Well that's all I have to say. I wish you luck No 44! Regards George W Bush. PS Just one more thing, there is a selection of fine cigars in the bottom draw.
BO PUTS DOWN LETTER AND GETS OUT CIGAR AND PUTS IN MOUTH.
BO : Excellent.
BO PICKS UP LETTER
BO : I'd leave them where they are if I were you. They were Bill Clinton's!
BO SPITS OUT CIGAR
BO: ( Keeps on spitting ) F**king Hell!
Cheers Sooty! Yeap you're right about the stage directions!
and good throughout.
