INT. A LARGE OPEN PLAN OFFICE. DAY.
PETE: (thinking aloud)
I wonder what last night's lottery results were? (SWIVELS ROUND) Andy, you didn't hear the lottery results last night did you?
ANDY:
No, Google it.
PETE:
Yeah of course, thanks.
PETE AT PC SCREEN.
PETE: (thinking aloud)
Zilch, oh well. (SWIVELS AROUND) Any plans for the weekend An…
ANDY: (interrupting)
Look, can't you see I'm busy, Google it.
PETE:
No, I was asking what you….
ANDY: (interrupting)
F**king Google it, I said.
PETE:
But I only…
SUPERVISOR WALKING PAST: (interrupting)
Google it.
CAMERA PAN TO SEE A HEAD APPEARING ABOVE A MONITOR AT BACK OF OFFICE:
Google it.
OTHER HEADS ARE NOW APPEARING ABOVE THEIR MONITORS:
Google it, Google it.
EVERYONE IN THE ENTIRE OFFICE IS POPPING THEIR HEADS UP ABOVE THEIR MONITORS AT RANDOM:
Google it, Google it.
PETE SWIVELS BACK ROUND TO HIS OWN PC TO SEE A LONG QUEUE OF PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE STANDING AT HIS DESK:
Google it, Google it, Google it.
PETE: (shouting)
What the hell is going on?
EVERYONE:
Google it, Google it.
CLOSE UP OF PETE'S PC SHOWING 'GOOGLE' PAGE AND THEN IT GOES BLANK.
PETE:
Shit, my PC has crashed. I can't Google.
ANDY:
You can't Google?
PETE:
Yes.
ANDY:
You're f**ked then.
ROOM GOES QUIET AND PEOPLE START MILLING AWAY AND GETTING BACK TO WORK.
