"I didn't get where I am today..."

With the new Perrin on its way I thought we should commemorate the occasion by praising the Lord God C.J. and his famous catchphrase. Here are a few examples...

I didn't get where I am today by having green frogs thrust down my crotch.

I didn't get where I am today by thinking.

I didn't get where I am today by biting people in the changing room.

I didn't get where I am today by wearing underpants decorated with Beethoven.

I didn't get where I am today by everything smelling of Bolivian unicyclist's jockstraps!

I didn't get where I am today by sleeping with sweaty, Caledonian chefs!

I didn't get where I am today by drinking a liquid that's only been tested on pencils!

I didn't get where I am today selling ice creams tasting of bookends, pumice stone, and West Germany.

Now's your chance to revive the phrase for the 21st century - I KNOW you won't let me down.

When I read these I just try and imagine in what context they were used...and fail miserably. Anyway here's three from me:

I didn't get where I am today by riding bareback on a watermelon.

I didn't get where I am today by smelling of liniment.

I didn't get where I am today drinking tea with the Duchess of Argle.

I didn't get where I am today by pandering to the wimpy.

I love.

"Have a good day"

"I won't".

IDGWIAT... by cracking one of the wrist just before my first and only (failed) appearance in a porn film. I was second fluffer on the left.

I didn't get where I am today yesterday.

I didn't get where I am today by bicycle, but boy do my thighs hurt.

Quote: Ben @ January 23 2009, 10:16 AM GMT

I didn't get where I am today by bicycle, but boy do my thighs hurt.

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Probably from slapping them when reading hilarious threads

I didn't get where I am today, then where the hell am I?

I didn't get where I am today by not being extremely pushy and bossy and a down right nasty person.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 23 2009, 10:27 AM GMT

I didn't get where I am today by not being extremely pushy and bossy and a down right nasty person.

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That would make a delightful tattoo. Oooh and that's give me an idea for a thread.

IDGWIAT... by wearing a gas mask and blonde wig.

I didn't get where I am today, so I'm gonna try again tomorrow.

I didn't get where I am today by killing someone and taking their identity.

I didn't get where I am today without taking the number two bus from Gunthorpe.

I didn't get where I am today without performing lots of cunnilingus.