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"Wow I never knew that about rabbits! So you're not an indigenous species, but brought over here by the Romans."

Quote: Griff @ January 21 2009, 1:54 PM GMT

Oooh good vintage song knowledge there Marc.

I used it recently in a sitcom that the BBC have just turned their noses up at! :)

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My husband, Warren Arsehole.

Quote: Griff @ January 21 2009, 1:59 PM GMT

Way to establish your yoof credentials, put some Flanagan and Allen jokes in. Did anyone say "Hello Playmates" at any point?

No, but... and I kid you not, someone did say 'Silly boy!'

:)

The Easter Bunny now swapped chocolate eggs for sexual favours.

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What do you mean the Easter Bunny only comes once a year?!

They met at a Buck Rogers convention and now she was rogering a buck.

Paul Daniels never suspected his prop was shagging Debbie McGee.

Fancy another Easter Egg Hunt?

Wanna play hunt the eggs again?

SNAP! LJD

Hold on, I think I've got a hare in my mouth.

Sheila was surprised. She'd always been led to believe that rabbit tasted just like chicken.

So lady, any chance of a lapin dance?

Gerry was excited to see that Sheila was completely hareless.

Pull my tail?

Do you come hare often?

Me? 14237. How about you? Got any kids yourself?

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Of course I like your hare style.

TINA: Ohhh I had the strangest dream. I dream't Bugs Bunny came in my bed...
CLIVE: You better not be cheating on me...

TINA: Ohh I had the strangest dream. A bunny came in my bed...
CLIVE: That weren't no dream baby...

Randy was only too happy to go all Watership Down on her.

Phoebe had a new hare to sing about...

"Eh, what's up? Cock?"

Thumper wondered whether this was a good time to mention his mixamotisis.

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