British Comedy Guide

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"What do you mean I'm too foxy?"

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I know this goes against all the laws of nature, but I never studied law!

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Roger went like a rabbit all night.

I hop you enjoyed all the sex.

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Of course I cleaned my teeth!

Is that a carrot in your trousers or are you just pleased to see me?

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Wassup Dot?

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Roger the rabbit would hop into bed with everyone.

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Roger had had enough of carrots, tonight he was hoping for a bit of stick.

She was Starkers, he's from a Hutch. All they needed was a huggy...bare.

"Darling, I hate to say this, but have you thought about seeing an orthodontist?"

If I don't chew constantly, my teeth will curve back into my brain.
Really? I thought that only happened to us rabbits. Huh.

There had been some serious lay-offs of the staff at 'Pampered Pets'...

Benjamin Bunny never quite felt comfortable with Debbie since she said that if they argued, she would let him stew.

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I specifically ordered the Duracell bunny!!!

Flopsy's eyesight was never the same after the experiments at the lab.

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