TINA; If you like these, I've also got a couple downstairs you can try for size...
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Della could put up with his poor foreplay techniques - he had the biggest tongue in town.
She somehow felt John's hide and seek hiding spot wouldn't be too tricky to find.
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It was perhaps not the best hide and seek spot but John was happy to compromise.
Tina was tired of the same old dry hump routine...
With the train bearing down on them, Dave's dogging night took a turn for the worst...
After a few drinks at the Wedding reception the Best Man was a little confused.
Dave took special pride in his foreplay technique...he was often quoted as having 'the hands of an 8 year old pianist'...but in reality, he had actually misheard the quote...
Are you sure this is speed dating? Asked Barbabra.
TINA: You act like you've never seen breasts before?
DEREK: Do my mother's count?
DEREK: These are so much softer than my mum's...
DEREK: These are so much softer than your mum's...
It's a shame your mother couldn't be here to see us now...
The mammography practitioner sometimes did bring his work home with him...
Look, the deal is you just father my child and then get lost. I didn't say there would be any pleasure involved.
TINA: Ahhhh! I've lost my mammory!
DAVE: Don't worry, I'm holding them right here...
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John loved it when Mrs T taked about fiscal responsibility.
"And you're sure a geni will appear?"
Max Bygraves still stood by the message of his biggest hit.
Do my hands look big on these?
Def.