The Didcot Groper's downfall was the saliva he left on his victims.
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You'll give me a great diddy ride with that nose of yours.

Nigel had never got over being laid off from the dairy farm.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2009, 12:24 PM GMTThe Didcot Groper's downfall was the saliva he left on his victims.

Sometimes when I'm nervous- I just don't know what to do with my hands
"Yes, I know I've got one bigger than the other."
Barbara wasn't sure about the new style bra.
ROLF: Can you tell that its in yet?

Handy Andy lived up to his name...

And then I went into Ever Decreasing Circles...
Dan
This is why Madame Tussauds has a strict no touching rule...
"and you say it'll cure my backache?"
Whilst at Madame Tussauds, Dave couldn't help himself touching the former prime minister...but the 'iron lady' was more plastic in his opinion.