British Comedy Guide

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F**king Garfield!

I know what I want for a present now. The cat's testicles in a jar

A few moments later, Dave would be seen with his fingers in the kitty...

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Spiking the cake with a sardine seemed a good way to avoid his wife's baking.

Ever since the Government's anti-obesity crackdown the cat gets better food than we do.

Big Brother had stooped to a new low in their task setting...

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Marmalade's Birthday was still no excuse for paw table manners.

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Short list:

"That cat's a f**king c**t." – Griff

Rover! Your dinner's on the table. - Marc P

It's Tabby's second birthday you stupid cow. - Nigel Kelly

She says have you got a f**k*** spoon with this. - Marc P

"Yeah, fifty grams of strychnine should see the f**ker off" – Griff

It seemed a peculiar way to get Fluffy to eat his worm tablet, but it was the only method that worked. - Nick Rivers

I'm glad I ate all the cat food now. - Nil Putters

It was the first time Brian's wife had heard her pussy was the icing on the cake. - Nick Rivers

That pussy of yours is getting its fill tonight... - Eden Carter

I know what I want for a present now. The cat's testicles in a jar! - Chris Forshaw

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Big thx again to all :)

Cut down to 6 to use with this pic, these be:

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Rover! Your dinner's on the table. - Marc P

It's Tabby's second birthday you stupid cow. - Nigel Kelly

She says have you got a f**k*** spoon with this. - Marc P

I'm glad I ate all the cat food now. - Nil Putters

It was the first time Brian's wife had heard her pussy was the icing on the cake. - Nick Rivers

I know what I want for a present now. The cat's testicles in a jar! - Chris Forshaw

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