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Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 14 Page 9
Charles loved to keep the costume on even after role-play; she'd never say it, but secretly, Camilla liked it too.
9 pages, is that a record for this ?
Bestiality seems to have brought out the best in everyone.
Yup 9 pages be a first 
Ok, drawn up a short list... lol,that's a joke, look at 'em all.
Shall return later with the selected 5.
Sooooo many good lines, seriously made me laugh.
"I don't suppose you've got a Poop-A-Scoop handy?" – Griff
Counting sheep really isn't working, Daphne! - Marc P
Sally pondered whether she'd misunderstood her friend's advice to try it doggie style. - Nick Rivers
Is that your tail wagging or are you just pleased to see me? - Nick Rivers
Hairy and flea-infested with dog breath: this was the worst pull Rex had had for some time. - swerytd
Now, now Rex. I told you no wankies tonight! - Marc P
Since Muttley cut his hair, he was getting loads more action... - Eden Carter
For once Bruno didn't feel excited as he heard his master return home. - Dolly Dagger
Julie would do anything to stop the dog humping her new cushions. - Dolly Dagger
Rex was anybody's for a choccy drop! – Wistyish
"I know I keep scratching my bum - you forgot to worm me." - Dolly Dagger
Jane instantly regretted that last bottle of Merlot. – Jude
So, how long was that in Dog minutes then ? - Fred Sunshine
You can say nick knack paddy whack all night long, Rex. It aint gonna happen! - Marc P
Sorry You're Leaving....But the company have a strict policy about viewing internet animal porn during work hours. We thought you'd enjoy this card though.... - Dolly Dagger
You don't need me for that. Lick 'em yourself. - steve by any other name
Phew!
Sh!t this has been so hard to cut down. I had my wife sat with me on the final cut, which helped
Couldn't cut down to 5, had to settle with 7
Loved all 
Big thx to all as ever.
The selected 7 be:
"I don't suppose you've got a Poop-A-Scoop handy?" – Griff
Sally pondered whether she'd misunderstood her friend's advice to try it doggie style. - Nick Rivers
Now, now Rex. I told you no wankies tonight! - Marc P
"I know I keep scratching my bum - you forgot to worm me." - Dolly Dagger
So, how long was that in Dog minutes then ? - Fred Sunshine
You can say nick knack paddy whack all night long, Rex. It aint gonna happen! - Marc P
You don't need me for that. Lick 'em yourself. - steve by any other name