Oh god, I can't remember, has she been spayed or not?!
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Now that's what I call a dog lover grinned Rex.
Julie would do anything to stop the dog humping her new cushions.
Dan
Max fought the urge to sniff her rear end.
"It's a sack, back and crack for you in the morning Frank!"
"And you're sure that's what the dog whisperer said you should do so you'd stop biting the neighbours?"
Rex was anybody's for a choccy drop!
Do you know the time? I've an appointment at the STD clinic.
Oh for Goodness sake Rex, I said sit!
Dan
I'm not even supposed to let you on the couch.
"I know I keep scratching my bum - you forgot to worm me."
So that's what happens when you give a dog a bad name.