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Oh well, she thought, it's only a one night hound.

When I said you were the dogs bollocks I meant it as a compliment dear.

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Yeah, well you're my bitch now.

REX: Aww jeez, you really know how to give a dog a bone...

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Sally just wanted someone to take the lead in bed.

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Hairy and flea-infested with dog breath: this was the worst pull Rex had had for some time.

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"What a dog" Rex thought as he sobered up.

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SCOOBY: Are you sure this is in the script Daphne?

When you've finished with Fido...

"Frank honey, your dog breath's really starting to bother me."

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Now, now Rex. I told you no wankies tonight!

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I know what you're thinking, but it's really just a shaggy dog story.

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Daphne regretted having her guard dog neutered.

Sometimes Bruno wished he'd never been castrated.

TINA: I don't even know you anymore Steven...it's like we're two different species...

Kat had just got all the cream...

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And I thought dogs didn't like pussies. (sorry)

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