British Comedy Guide

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Dogging is catching on in the suburbs.

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Sally was in the doghouse.

Brian, I've just had the weirdest dream, I was eating one of those peperami sticks.

Fido was in desperate need of a bush...luckily Tina let him in.

What can I say? I've got a fetish for blondes...

"It'll save a fortune at the vets if you give my anal glands a squeeze."

Hey look Tina, it's bone dry!

In the cold light of day, Sally's pull seemed a right dog.

I've got a bone to pick with you Daz...

"Honey, I'm glad we went dogging tonight"

You ain't nothing but a hound snog.

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Not tonight darling, I'm dog tired.

FIDO: I'm all up for going in a bush, but could you contemplate having a wax?

REX: Aww c'mon love, let me see those puppies...

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Well I guess you're not a woofter after all.

Is that your tail wagging or are you just pleased to see me?

TINA: But we do it doggy every night Steven...

Ok Girl, this time YOU'RE going to join the kennel club.

A raging hangover and waking up next to a stranger. That was the last time Bruno would celebrate winning Best in Show.

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