TINA: Aren't you worried the neighbor's will see?
DEREK: Oh I want them to see...
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"Help! These crocodile slippers are eating my feet!"
One night stand you'd rather forget? Try tip toeing away, not tipsy toeing !
OR
Unfortunately Sally had tipsy toed, not tip toed away.
But Trace, my kneecaps don't need slippers.
Now Winehouse and Katona were in rehab, this was the perfect time to strike the gossip pages thought Jodie Marsh...
But Tracey - I didn't even know you knew John Prescott!
This credit crunch has effected bankers nationwide...
No John, you're the arseholed.
It's only when your 3rd wife leaves you for a French vintage that you know who your real friends are...yep, your crocodile loafers.
MAN: How many fingers am I holding up?
WOMAN: Thursday.
So I slept with your sister...who hasn't?
John wondered if now was a good time to tell Sally he'd forgotten to put the numbers on.
Sally was taking John's forced 6 month business trip better than he'd anticipated.
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'I've never seen you looking so lovely as you did tonight'
Jane was disapointed when she selected John's car keys from the bowl
I just didn't realise how damn big those slippers were 'till it had been pointed out I can't believe I didn't notice!