Belinda didn't taken the news that Keith had the clap very well...
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Of course my hands are real. It's the slippers that are fake!
No, not the Chardonnay '21! Please, that was a gift from John Prescott...
"You can keep the Micheal Bouble CDs - but I want the tits I paid for back!"
Aaargh! You shouldn't have got into a steamroller pissed.
Kerry was just popping off to Iceland's....
"I thought Dave said you were lush, not that you were a lush!"
Oops! Wrong house...
Awww thankyou God, it's just what I always wanted...
Derek began to think a Thai mail order bride would have been the better option, rather than the Russian...
"I promise I won't call you Clarence the Cross-Eyed lion ever again."
Dolly, please! Your not the only one who works 9 to 5 here...
"On the internet dating site you were described as a 'bubbly blonde' not a blonde full of bubbly!"
Pete didn't mind Carol taking the car to work that morning. He'd just upped her life insurance.
Derek's medication was playing funny tricks on him. First he sees a large cabbage on his doorstep and now a luscious blonde...what next, Crocodile slippers?
Derek wasn't too worried, he had all the credit cards after all...
Phil Daniels pleaded for Debbie not to leave...
Tina had had enough of being fake. Fake hair, fake boobs, fake orgasms...
Look at the size of those....SLIPPERS!
The more I drink the better you look
The hen night was getting out of hand, as they had woken up the farmer
Ben thanked Jesus for this beautiful, shit-faced blessing
AA meeting went well then?
Ben didn't mind that this drunken lady had kicked his door in, as she was now stumbling towards the M6
MAN: What time do you call this?
WOMAN: Happy hour
Ben worried about Jane's drink problem, as she was now drinking Radox
"That love potion may have worked on your boobs, but look what it's done to my feet!"