It's OK for YOU, you've got yer beer goggles on! Aww come back!
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 13 Page 2
Look at my feet, then imagine my cock!
Def.
'Wine'....that was my wife's favourite perfume too...
Dolly - you can't go for your morning jog in those shoes!
"Come back - you haven't had your rohypnol yet"
What's better than Pamela Anderson outside your home?
A drunken Pamela Anderson outside your home.
DEREK: But I don't care if your a Ladyboy, just let me do the motorboat....
Awwwwww c'mon, look at me! I NEED this!
When you said you were a member of the AA I thought you meant the breakdown service
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I'm serious, it's this big.
No, believe me, it's not a good time to tell that kick-boxer boyfriend of yours about us!
Modern burglary dress wear has come on a long way since the old black and white jumper...
Bobby suspected the sherry in his trifle sent Carol over the edge
If you tell me how big that bloody fish you caught is again, I won't come back. Hic!
Derek immediately realized...the red dress- It was Susan's time of the month again...
Jeff's new business in Amterdam's red light district hadn't started well.
Another member of the Satanic Sluts get's in the papers...this time round Keith Chegwin's pad...
Russell Brand, now 55, just didn't have same pulling power he once had...
But Sandra, how was I to know there was going to be a film crew in my bedroom?