Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 13
What do you mean the bottle is more impressive?
"Whine, Wine, Whine"
Pamela Anderson still had a few "issues"
Brain's Chris de Burgh night had taken an unwanted turn.
Dave's cactus slippers had made him look a right prick.
Dorothy was amazed that when she clicked her heals, she actually went home.
David Blaine levitates door step in attempt to impress drunken woman.
Sally was completely tipsy curvy.
Or
I'm not pissed, just a little tipsy curvy.
Gerald finally found a scarecrow that would really impress the neigbours!
Terry's main course had been fine. It was the suggested inter-course that had made her run.
But it was only Ribena!!!
The producers weren't impressed when Kerry showed up for the latest Iceland advert.
Brian's moonshine proved too succesful.
So you've got a higher sperm count than me!
George just realised how nice his daughter looked.
Don't go, you know what they say about men with big feet.
What do you mean you need to go and get another bottle first?
Angela, baby! Don't leave me stuck to the wall like this!