Good for you.
Child definitions and sayings Page 3
But have they really shrunk or are they just, uh, not held up as much? 
They're still pert thanks Aaron! lol
Darn.
Well, you're the one on the diet!
Somewhat disturbing to be discussing breasts in a child thread
Kids love 'em.
Well okay, babies.
I know a broad who, when she was a girl, called her lady parts her "secret".
Daddy's little secret?
that's messed
This isn't from a child, but I couldn't let this gem turn of phrase pass by without mentioning:
"as clean as a virgin's honey pot"
Wow.
Who said that?
A comment on another site. I corrected the spelling. Quite a lot.
Original: "its clean as a vergins hunny pot".
Haha!
I won't ask what other site...
My son had tentacles in his trousers for quite a while.
And my daughter turned to him when she was about three and said 'Tomas you're a complete Pooby'. Nope I don't know what it means either.