Quote: Geoff Mutton @ January 20 2009, 2:35 AM GMTTo avoid a repeat, get her into stockings ASAP.
You paedo!
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The only thing I can think of that I've said is sticking my head into the big fridges in a supermarket and asking the whole aisle whether "these things really used to have heads and legs and stuff!?". That, and the naughty moon thing. 
My daughter has told us another classic...
She wants to take a toenail in for show an tell.
My daughter saw her own baby scan photo at her nan's house and asked what it was -
"Thats you, when you were in your mummy's tummy"
"Nanna why did mummy eat me?"
was her reply she was 2 or 3 at the time.
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Quote: Daddy Maz @ January 20 2009, 6:45 PM GMTMy daughter saw her own baby scan photo at her nan's house and asked what it was -
"Thats you, when you were in your mummy's tummy"
"Nanna why did mummy eat me?"was her reply she was 2 or 3 at the time.
Earlier tonight my little boy (he's 7) told me that the Great Fire Of London was started in 1966 by a Christmas pudding that caught fire.
I think he meant Pudding Lane. Not sure about 1966 either... :-)
Hehe... can anyone remember that programme "Kids say the Funniest Things"? Was so funny.
Yeah, wasn't that Barrymore?
Barrymore was ace.
Ellie's got massive puddings.
Quote: Aaron @ January 21 2009, 12:23 PM GMTEllie's got massive puddings.
Great! I'm starving!
Quote: Aaron @ January 21 2009, 12:23 PM GMTEllie's got massive puddings.
They've shrunk! 
Did you take them out of the oven too soon?
No, I've lost weight... which has made them shrink!