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The ancient teachings say concentrated meditation on a flower for hours at a time can be powerful ... too right!

Mr + Mrs Evans suspected that St David's Day would be another let down

Quote: Nick Rivers @ January 20 2009, 9:58 AM GMT

Although first impressions count, John now regretted doing his Morrissey.

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Joyce explained the meaning of "a host" at the Wordsworth society dinner dance.

Well it was alive when I found it.

A pressed flower?! It looks more like a depressed flower to me.

John suddenly felt romance had as much chance as blossoming as his daffodil.

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Yeah, they were all yellow.

Betty was sure Colin's daff reminded her of something, but she couldn't quite put her finger on it.

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Barry was clearly inta Flora.

It's yellow, like the boils on your chest...

It was the only golden thing I could afford...

MAUD: How come you only got one?

FRED: I was born that way.

You guys are like crack addicts with these pictures.

"Colin, it's under my chin with a buttercup, not under my double D's with a daff!"

Knock off Nigel didn't do sentimental too well.

Quote: Marc P @ January 20 2009, 10:56 AM GMT

Barry was clearly inta Flora.

Oooooh classy Laughing out loud

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Dave's duff daff didn't delight Daph. - David Chapman

No I am not putting it in there Derek! We'll get a vase like everyone else... - Eden Carter

Even Colin's daff had brewer's droop. – Jude

Yeah, they were all yellow. - Marc P

"Colin, it's under my chin with a buttercup, not under my double D's with a daff!" – Jude

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