No, I didn't say "you can never find my clematis"
The prototype vaccum-straw proved too strong for the pet canary
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 12 Page 3
Quote: Rob0 @ January 19 2009, 11:07 PM GMTNo, I didn't say "you can never find my clematis"
Goran, the Albanian gravedigger, expressed his love for Wendy with a flower in hand and a log in his pants...
"I'm sure you had more flower power in the 60s"
Quote: Rob0 @ January 19 2009, 11:07 PM GMTNo, I didn't say "you can never find my clematis"
WENDY: But you know flowers cause me to swell up!
DAVE: Yeah, but you know I'm a chubby chaser...
Quote: random @ January 19 2009, 8:26 PM GMT
Pic No 12
('cos of evening posting, shall leave up 'till tuesday afternoon)
Graham's ardour wilted when Joyce got to number twelve in her list of allergies.
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ January 19 2009, 11:20 PM GMTGraham's ardour wilted when Joyce got to number twelve in her list of allergies.
DAFFODIL: If I had to give humans to a flower, you pair of ugly c**ts would be last on the list.
What do you mean coming home half drunk?
It's not my fault I ran out of money.
There's been a bit of an accident, It's for your mum's grave.
Dave was so high on hippy crack, he had eaten the rest of the bunch...
I thought you might like a change from eating grass all day.
I know its drooping, it reminds me of your chest...
I said I can't eat carb's Derek, not I want to eat plants!....
Alan Titchmarsh had forgotten his anniversary again...
As Mark introduced Jane to Tony, she began to worry for his mental health.
I bought you a daisy, but I think it has liver problems
Well, that's that experiment over. Shall we crack on with having the kid?