Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow
And so is my bladder infection
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 12 Page 2
Quote: Beelzebozo @ January 19 2009, 10:01 PM GMTRoses are red
Violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow
And so is my bladder infection
Ilford's finest have a game of breath conkers.
It's not how dead it is that matters, but what you do with it.
Colin saw two reasons why he should plunder her garden while she's asleep.
Morrissey wonders why he's single.
No I am not putting it in there Derek! We'll get a vase like everyone else...
Quote: Eden Carter @ January 19 2009, 10:45 PM GMTNo I am not putting it in there Derek! We'll get a vase like everyone else...
So NOW will you deflower me?
That may have worked back in the 60's Vern, but we are not pushing our beds together tonight...
The scent of from Daphne's ladygarden had an immediate effect.
Ewwww.
Too late, Brian remembered they both suffered from terrible hayfever
You shouldn't have had your hands on your bulbs so much.
Here's the flower you wanted...so where's my blowjob?