Mum! Grandad just f**king farted!
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Dumbledore's wand might not work these days but he had novel ways of creating a patronus
Quote: Rob0 @ January 19 2009, 11:17 PM GMTDumbledore's wand might not work these days but he had novel ways of creating a patronus
Kevin, I think I've a hole in my trousers could you check for me, oops, tee hee.
And that son, is how I defeated the Kaiser's 2nd Lieutenant.
"What's that Jimmmy - tell you all about the war!?" Granddad could hardly contain his excitement.
But you MUST be older than farty gramps!
*inhales deeply*
Granddad was a real gas-bag
Give me your finger and I'll make it whistle
That smell means it's time to reconnect Granddad's catheter
Grandad a bird flew up your bum!
Its okay son, hes a stool pigeon.
GRANDPA: Lap it up, that's your Christmas present...
Jimmy loved it when his Grandpa read him 'Chitty Chitty Bang Bang' with sound effects...
Little Jimmy just had to ask Grandpa how the Ozone got its hole.
Gramps when you said lets get shitfaced...
Rennies my arse!
So if the elbow does this grandad, what does the arse do?
GRANDPA: This reminds me of your grandma...she used to blow me all the time...