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If you had a time machine...... Page 7

I could try Krang does Vertigo. But my Krang dialogue is limited to "Shredder!!" at the moment. Oh and "Would you listen Nawww"

Did you know, there is actually a lot of sexual innuendo in Vertigo. Our tutor was bloody obsessed with it - if you could spot a penis reference in any scene you practically got a first!

Quote: JuliaC @ January 19 2009, 6:04 PM GMT

Did you know, there is actually a lot of sexual innuendo in Vertigo. Our tutor was bloody obsessed with it - if you could spot a penis reference in any scence you practically got a first!

Tutors are always obsessed with sex. Because they get to see hot people all day and can't hit on them. HAHA!

Quote: Gavin @ January 19 2009, 6:00 PM GMT

It's an almost perfect sequel. Of course it should have been on there.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

We'll just avoid any car chases where you have to get out of the car afterwards. ;)

It's a great sequel, but Alien has more to teach about film.

:D Yeah, I can't see me sliding over the bonnet either at the moment.

Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 6:00 PM GMT

Careful Nil. With that defeatist attitude you're almost turning into me. :)

You're a little younger than me though.

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 6:08 PM GMT

If only you'd studied

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Laughing out loud If only...!

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 6:08 PM GMT

If only you'd studied

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I have that. :$

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 6:15 PM GMT

I have that. :$

Hark! What is that??

Oh yes, it's the sound of NO ONE being surprised...!

;)

Well, to quote Stephen Fry in A Bit of Fry and Laurie, "I don't think we'll ever invent time travel because if we did someone would have gone back and made sure that Esther Rantzen had never been born."

However, if I could, I would alter time so that I was born a few year's earlier than I was - that way I could have watched all of the comedy shows I missed when I was a growning up, like WLIIA? and Father Ted, and watched them when they first came out. Also, there would have been more ideas for comedy shows that had not been done yet.

Quote: JuliaC @ January 19 2009, 6:17 PM GMT

Hark! What is that??

Oh yes, it's the sound of NO ONE being surprised...!

;)

Laughing out loud Fair enough.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 6:13 PM GMT

You're a little younger than me though.

But perhaps more mature.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 6:15 PM GMT

I have that. :$

... Yes, definitely more mature.

Quote: JuliaC @ January 19 2009, 6:17 PM GMT

Oh yes, it's the sound of NO ONE being surprised...!

;)

:D

Quote: JuliaC @ January 19 2009, 6:17 PM GMT

Hark! What is that??

Oh yes, it's the sound of NO ONE being surprised...!

;)

Laughing out loud !

Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 6:22 PM GMT

But perhaps more mature.

... Yes, definitely more mature.

You're confusing 'mature' with 'boring'.

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 6:24 PM GMT

You're confusing 'mature' with 'boring'.

Pft who wants to be mature? Doesn't work out too well for cheese does it?

Quote: Nil Putters @ January 19 2009, 6:24 PM GMT

You're confusing 'mature' with 'boring'.

And thus proving my suspicion.

Quote: Aaron @ January 19 2009, 6:22 PM GMT

But perhaps more mature.

... Yes, definitely more mature.

Has anyone got some bounty? I need to wipe my tea off my screen.

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