Here! Just cause all your friends at Eton got one you had to have one.
Terms of the ASBO I'm afraid son. It was either this or share a cell with Boy George.
Did it come with an Extended what?
Write gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 10 Page 4
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Thx all
It's the giving, not the receiving that's pleasurable chuckled Dad to himself.
Remember, if anyone asks, you got it from your father
Big thx as ever.
Struggled with this one, still left with 6, not sure which (or if) to drop... just can't decide at the mo'.
It may seem very dominated by a certain pair... dunno, they just clicked, much enjoyed (as ever) reading all others aswell, thx.
Kevin thought his Dad might have misunderstood his wish for a big cock. - Nick Rivers
"I know it's not the car you wanted, but it's one hell of a fanny magnet." - Dolly Dagger
"I know what you're thinking; the wrapping paper's a bit girly..." - Dolly Dagger
Kevin just hoped the Playstation 3 came in a giant penis shaped box. - Nick Rivers
Kevin's mother's Birthday falling on the same date had often caused confusion. - Nick Rivers
I got you that new iCock you wanted... - Frank Dartson