Quote: random @ January 19 2009, 2:22 PM GMTPic No10
However big and exciting the box might look dad ... we both know it's always just a sodding hoop and a stick!
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Dad was convinced he'd asked for a big remote controled chopper.
Having just adopted a four year old, single sex couple Quentin and Luke still hadn't quite got the hang of the birthday business.
He knew little Jimmy wanted to be a postman when he grew up so he sneaked it into the back of his 4X4.
Little Billy Summers wished his dad didn't always go for the family discount option on his birthday.
Look with the credit crunch we just couldn't afford it. Once it's in the sea no one will know it's just the ironing board.
Dad I know you only got that so you could get off on the nice lady gift wrapping it in the shop!
Mum say's she uses hers under her arms.
Pass the parcel was never fun at Uncle Brians.
This is for Brian, take it down the post office for me.
Hang on a minute.....you're not my Dad !
As false arms go Henry's may not have been cutting edge, but it certainly had novelty value!
Well that terrorist bloke had a hook ... I thought I'd be a bit different!
Dad wondered if Kevin was also thinking a giant match was useless without a giant matchbox.
I got you that new iCock you wanted...
The tag read "For a massive c**t", so I took it brought it home for you son.
Happy Birthday Dad ... Grandad's gone and done it again hasn't he!
Happy Birthday Dad ... Grandad really can't let that war go can he!