I know its not quite what you wanted, but both your mum and I agree its what you needed...
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And the best thing is it tells you it loves you.
The truck's just pulling up outside with the batteries
Kev was disappointed that he only got a new carpet for his birthday
Kevin's reaction made Dad wonder if he should have wrapped up the ironing board.
Your mother chose it.
It's been a bugger to hide.
Despite being unable to swim, Tom was desperately hoping it was a surf board.
Tom was beginning to envy those people who shared the family brain cell.
When it came to genitals, both Tom's genes and jeans were against him.
Kevin just hoped the Playstation 3 came in a giant penis shaped box.
Happy 18th heres that rocket up the arse I always promised you.
Dad, I know you're the minister for Youth Sexual Health but please, I don't want to be gay!
"Oh you don't want it, Son? Ne-e-ver mind, your mum and I will just have to keep it..."
"I think you're a bit confused, Dad. I only said I wanted a Wii."
Kevin's mother's Birthday falling on the same date had often caused confusion.
I know what you're thinking....
Happy 18th son, give the ladies a shout - we're going to play pass the parcel.
"But dad, my birthday's not for six months..."
Kevin now wondered if his Dad had even heard of Dido.