Credit crunch hits strippers budget at Swansea night club.
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BOUNCER: Come her...I mean here often?
It's rock and roll night mate, not cock and doll.
I call her Forumla 1,its great when she burns rubber.
You're fine Madam but I'm afraid you'll need a tie Sir
BOUNCER: Grease my palms and I'll let her in...
I've got to get her home by midnight otherwise she turns into a pumpkin.
Is it the wife swapping event tonight?
Sorry Pal, it's gay night.
Hi I'm Ken, this is Barbie. The Cabbage Patch Kids are expecting us...
Gay night you say? Well of course she doesn't mind a few puffs.
We're jetting off to the Silicon Valley tomorrow...
She just wanted to let off some steam, busy day at work, you know...
Bouncer: "When I said I'd let you in for a blow job, that wasn't what I meant..."
These mail order brides do exactly what they say in the catalogue...
Doctor said she has to take it easy...she ruptured her spleen last week.
Feel her gauge in your trousers is it?