BOUNCER: I just realised why my waters got grit and fish bones in it; it's because I'm quite, quite mad.
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You've got a nerve bringing my wife here
BOUNCER: Yeah, I do this kind of thing to. I've got me an action man doll in my pocket here...
BOUNCER: Deary me, these girls get easier and easier every year...
Doorman explains new bouncers policy.
Hey bet you rub her up the right way and you get sparks, of static electricity.
Stott is you experimenting with antijokes?
Bouncer: Are you a string theory man?
If Derek wanted entry into Gay Night at the Rescue, he'd have to let his date down.
OR
BOUNCER: Sorry mate, it's gay night. You'll have to let her down.
Look just let her in alright. Does she look under 18 to you?...
Is your girlfriend a blow up doll or is she just surprised to see me?
Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 1:49 PM GMTStott is you experimenting with antijokes?
Dunno, just bored.
I keep on telling you I've been booked. I'm the ventriloquist.
Frank explained that it wasn't the kind of bouncy castle he ordered for his seven year old's birthday party.
Look she'll sing and dance just as well as Britney Spears!
Mate, have you been going through my bins?
Sorry we're late, someone took ages blow drying her hair...