Write a gag/pun to this pic for Greeting Card No 9
Cor I always wanted a blow up doll with a realistic cock.
Are those inflatable boobs casual?
I know it's the rescue club, but that's not a life raft.
Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 12:47 PM GMTCor I always wanted a blow up doll with a realistic cock.
love that!
I didn't think we'd get in, but I didn't want to let her down.
"Buoys Only I'm afraid"
Bouncer - what's she been drinking?
Man - nothing yet but she'll get some bitter shortly.
Bouncer - I went with her last week, don't be expecting too much, she doesn't like pricks.
Man - she was fine until the air hit her.
Bouncer - don't rubber up the wrong way mate.
Although Derek's date was full of hot air, she was very popular with the bouncers.
It was only once they had left the taxi that Jordan remembered she had left her purse at home...
Oh I can see it's someone's birthday tonight...
I don't know who's more stiff...
Mouth to mouth is acceptable but anything below the belt and your out...
Keanu Reeves took his date out to practice for his next movie role...
Bouncer: You want me to call you a taxi?
Man: No, we'll just do it in the alleyway thanks...
I don't know how long I can last with her mate. She's all take, take, take...
You may laugh but I save a fortune on condom machines in these places...
She has a sympathetic ear, mouth...
The Playboy mansion may have been taken away from him but Mr Heffner could still pull the birds...
Bouncer: I just bought a water filter.
I'm afraid random cavity searches are a legal requirement in these places mate...let's start with your Missus.
Do you take plastic?
OR
BLOKE: Sorry, I've got no money.
BOUNCER: That's all right, I'll take plastic.
She just wanted to stay in and watch heartbeat, but I was all, 'no Emily, we are going out tonight because its our anniversary'...
Boucer: That water filter I bought isn't working; every over sip I get a mouthful of grit and fish bones. I think I'm going to take it back.
She may be drunk, but you've rubbed her up the wrong way mate...
I know there's a credit crunch and all but surely you could afford to get her some clothes...