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Fatuous newspaper articles please

I like angry Griff.

It's not even true. Tuesday's worse than Monday. Monday - at least you've got the weekend fresh in your memory. Wednesday - you're halfway through the week. Thursday - it's Friday tomorrow. Friday - well, it's Friday.

But Tuesday? It's got nothing to offer.

Anybody enjoying the Daily Express's crusade against swearing? That would be the Daily Express (prop. Richard Desmond).

Do you know any other? He is the raging Id of BSG.

I like Mondays. It's Fridays I hate.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090116/tod-dogs-don-t-wear-condoms-says-baywatc-f62056d.html

No shit Pamela.

And here's one for Aaron:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/18/20090117/tod-frenchman-speaks-nonstop-for-124-hou-7f81b96.html

Well she seems to be making a fair point, that's just mean of them.

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 12:16 PM GMT

And as Princess Diana reminded us, dogs die in hot cars.

:D

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 12:16 PM GMT

And as Princess Diana reminded us, dogs die in hot cars.

How dare you mock the people's princess...also, she died on the pavement, didn't she?

I thought it was when she woke up when the French coroner was raping her?

I thought this was the people's princess.

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Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 12:23 PM GMT

I thought it was when she woke up when the French coroner was raping her?

Steady. Prince Harry could have taken time out from his work at the Commission for Racial Equality and be reading this.

Quote: Griff @ January 19 2009, 12:25 PM GMT

See, now you've taken it too far, and spoiled it for everyone.

I think Pamela Anderson is a lovely person who does great work for charity and had a fine perfomance as CJ in Baywatch.
Princess Diana was a loose nickered tart, who stained this country's reputation more than her own fetid matress.

Quote: chipolata @ January 19 2009, 12:25 PM GMT

Steady. Prince Harry could have taken time out from his work at the Commission for Racial Equality and be reading this.

His red freckley face contorting in fury and turning into an enormous beetroot of fury? His wiry gingery hair rolling into tighter curls.
He'll lose his rag-head eh?

And the anoos of a 12 year old boy. Seriously when ever interviewed she comes over as a nice person and I liked Baywatch and her weird action thriller show.

POTENTIALLY the most depressing day ever? Surely every day is that. Is it really worse than during world war 2? What a load of old bollocks. It really must be a slow news day.

I don't understand the hatred for vegetarians or animal rights activists. Surely there are more annoying people out there to bitch about...and much less attractive.

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