Edit2 thanks Bigfella
JO FROST SUPER NANNY IS BEING INTERVIEWED BY SOME ONE AT CHANNEL 4.
INTERVIEWER
So Jo you've just come back from your toughest ever family.
JO
Yes two siblings who absolutely won't admit they're related, the little one's rude to the big one then things accelerate and they're throwing toys at each other.
INTERVIEWER
Fire trucks, lego?
JO
Sort of, more like rockets and white phospherous bombs.
INTERVIEWER
Good Lord! What are they're names?
JO
Oh Israel and Gaza, I blame the parents. Barrack's says it's nothing to do with him George can deal with it. And George always sides with little Israel and sets such a bad example bombing Afghanistan.
INTERVIEWER
I'm sorry your negotiating peace between Israel and Gaza? What about world leaders like Sarkozy and Gordon Brown.
JO
Well Gaza called Sarkozy teacosy and he sulked and they both were really horrible to Brown.
INTERVIEWER
What did they say?
JO
They called him illegitmate because he never won an election, they made the poor man cry.
INTERVIEWER
So how did you win the little rotters round?
JO
Well after a week on the naughty step they both acknowledged the others right to exist.
INTERVIEWER
And they've stopped shelling each other?
JO
I'm not a miracle worker! Besides I've got a much tougher couple of boys this week. They've both adopted this doolally old biddy and want to claim her inheritance.
INTERVIEWER
Who are they?
JO
Nick Clegg and David Cameron, poor old Thatcher didn't want either of them.