British Comedy Guide

Tommy the engine of change.

THE NARRATOR IS TALKING TO THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

NARRATOR
Hello Thomas.

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
Have you lost your voice? Have you been talking to your friend from America?

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Tommy the chnage engine. He's taking that nice new American President all the way to Washington isn't he?

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
What's that Thomas? He's going to bring the audacity of hope AND bring change people can believe in? He's certainly building up a head of steam.

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Let's hope it's not all just hot air!

THOMAS WHISTLES ANGRILY

NARRATOR
Sorry Thomas he can't be much worse than the last one. You do seem a little upset.

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Oh Gordon the prat controller has spent all your investment money on Rudey the 4th Runway. What a prat!

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Well that's nice he's going to ride you all the way to the regional parliament in Birmingham.

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
Well let's he doesn't go off the rails when he's riding you.

Liked this, but I'm not sure the last 2 lines added much.

I like it but I think it goes off the rails at the end. Stick with a sketch about Obama and Bush and you're safe - adding in the UK politics makes it lose focus.

Wise advice which shall be followed thanks.

Edit 2

THE NARRATOR IS TALKING TO THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

NARRATOR
Hello Thomas.

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
Have you lost your voice? You've been talking to your friend from America?

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Tommy the change engine. He's taking that nice new American President all the way to Washington isn't he?

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
What's that Thomas? He's going to bring the audacity of hope AND bring change people can believe in? He's certainly building up a head of steam.

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Let's hope it's not all just hot air!

THOMAS WHISTLES ANGRILY

NARRATOR
Sorry Thomas he can't be much worse than the last one. You do seem a little upset.

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Oh Gordon the prat controller has spent all your investment money on Rudey the 4th Runway. He does seem to be going off the rails.

Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2009, 9:53 AM GMT

Edit 2

THE NARRATOR IS TALKING TO THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE.

NARRATOR
Hello Thomas.

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
Have you lost your voice? You've been talking to your friend from America?

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Tommy the change engine. He's taking that nice new American President all the way to Washington isn't he?

THOMAS WHISTLES.

NARRATOR
What's that Thomas? He's going to bring the audacity of hope AND bring change people can believe in? He's certainly building up a head of steam.

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Let's hope it's not all just hot air!

THOMAS WHISTLES ANGRILY

NARRATOR
Sorry Thomas he can't be much worse than the last one. You do seem a little upset.

THOMAS WHISTLES

NARRATOR
Oh Gordon the prat controller has spent all your investment money on Rudey the 4th Runway. He does seem to be going off the rails.

Liked that better. Feels tighter. Sorry, unable to construct sentences at present.

Good enough for me. Resisted the urge to call Gordon the twat, prat controller.
Proud of that.

nice!

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