BOB, JANE AND CHRIS ARE IN A QUEUE AT A DOLE OFFICE.
JANE
Hello Bob fancy seeing you signing on again, I thought you had a cushty job?
BOB
Too bloody right, it was Jaquie Smith's idea all government bodies should help equality.
JANE
Oh and what were you traffic warden? Health and safety officer?
BOB
Nope I was chancellor of the exchequer.
CHRIS
Get away that's quite a step up in the world.
JANE
For a bailif better known for providing his own pit bull and baseball bat.
BOB
You'd have thought so, but I persuaded the main banks to start loaning each other money.
JANE
How'd you do that then? Lower interest rates?
CHRIS
Pump billions back into the economy?
BOB
Nah I broke the head of Barclays nose and shit on Mervyn Kings carpet did the job a treat. Any way Chris heard you had a cushty governemnt job?
CHRIS
Same as you Bob I was foreign secretary.
BOB
Sounds like a lot of work for a lazy bastard like you.
CHRIS
You'd think so. But I did the usual had a tommy tank over LK today played Gears of War and had a nap.
JANE
And they sacked you for thaT?
CHRIS
Nah in the same period of time Milliband got us into two wars and broke the UN charter on human rights 3 times.
JANE
Well I was home secretary I legalised marijuana and made it a mandatory sentence of 5 years for carrying a knife. I got sacked for doing to good a job and making the government look crap.
BOB
Me to. Oh and I punched Prince Charles for calling me Sooty.
CHRIS
Yeh same as me, what happened to Jock?
JANE
Jock?
CHRIS
Yeh the one eyed, suicidal Scots bloke who can't count.
BOB
Oh Gordon, God I hope they haven't got him doing anything important.