Quote: Geoff Mutton @ January 23 2009, 9:40 AM GMTQ. How do you turn a chicken into a budgie?
A. Alter an earlier post. Halfway down page 3 of this thread
Sorry about that
I must have missed it.
The anti joke Page 5
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ January 23 2009, 11:31 AM GMTSorry about that
I must have missed it.
No prob. Great minds & all that.
Get off the Aga Aunty. You're too old to ride the range.
I've got it wrong again haven't I? 
Quote: Gregor Shamsa @ January 23 2009, 2:43 AM GMTKnock knock
Who's there?
F**k off, we're playing bridge
Brilliant!!!
And one of my favourite all-time ones.
Two men are talking in a bar.
MAN 1
Do you have any hobbies?
MAN 2
Yes I keep 24,000 bees.
MAN 1
Fascinating. tell me where do you keep them?
MAN 2
In a brown paper bag below my bed.
MAN 1
But don't they all die?
MAN 2
Ah f**k 'em then
The second one is a sublime example of an antijoke the first one has 118 118 written all over it.