Eyebrow Bullying ( Sorry for spelling mistake above! - may generate more interest though!)
Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling, and Harriet Harman are having a meeting.
GB: Okay then folks. Disaster management!
AD: Oh Gordon. Not another meeting about me. I keep telling you – it's not all my fault.
HH: I have to agree Gordon. This all smell's a bit of bullying.
GB: Hang on a minute!
AD: You have a reputation for it Prime Minister.
GB: Me? Never.
HH: You make comments all the time. Little sly things.
AD: Yeah, like last week when you asked if I dyed my eyebrows?
GB: What? I did no such thing.
HH: I'm afraid you did Prime Minister.
GB: When?
AD: We were going to that reception at the Chinese Embassy.
HH: You told Alistair he had to be very careful.
AD: I've been treading on egg shells ever since. F**king terrified I've been.
GB: What are you two talking about?
AD: In the car on the way to the Chinese Embassy you said I had to be very careful because my eyebrows were dyed.
HH: It's just nasty, no one comments on why your face looks like a slapped arse!Or why you always look like you've been dragged through a hedge backwards!Or that mirror that cracked from top to bottom when you looked in it.
GB: You bloody numpties – I said be careful because their diplomat Hi-Brow had just died!
HH: I'll get my coat!